'This is a nice picnic,' said IQ as she gazed over at Blackbeard's sexy beard. 'Heck yeah, it's a darn flippin' awesome picnic,' Blackbeard replied. Blackbeard flexed his muscles, making them bulge through his shirt and pants. 'Babe, I'm going to butter you like a piece of bread, babe,' said Blackbeard. 'I may need a buff on the battlefield but I don't need a buff when it comes to buttering your bread, babe. 'You speak so good and sexy and you are also really sexy, Blackbeard. There was a loud crash! White masks were invading the park!!!!!! Blackbeard grabbed his gun from his cargo pant pocket and IQ snatched her frags from the picnic basket! You make me hotter than something hot,' IQ said. Blackbeard was shooting the baddies to death! And IQ was fragging the foes till they was died!! 'Copy that, I'll watch your six! Over and out! Roger dodger!' said IQ.īullets were flying everywhere. 'Darn, heck yeah!!! Navy SEALS rule!' Blackbeard said as he was being a badass. They kept killing em all till they were dead. Then the enemies were dead!Ĭovered in the blood of their enemies and their own sweat, Blackbeard and IQ looked at eachother. They stripped down to their underpants and then they kissed and then they got married the next day.įuze sat on a chair in his bedroom. 'Darn, I wish I had a girlfriend so she could hug me,' he said. 'I just want a girlfriend to cuddle.' Glaz ran into the room. 'Comrade, we have a new mission! We have to save a hostage!' he saidįuze was rappelled up the side of the building with Glaz, Thatcher, Thermite and Sledge.

'Twitch is so sexy, I can't wait to get back to her,' said Sledge. Then suddenly, a White Mask jumped out a window below them! 'Guess what? She's pregnant, we're expecting!' he said.

Fuze hostage meme